i am literally watching this dick bag drive used cars
Kimberly Cucumber
my name is not kimberly and i am not now, nor have i ever been, a cucumber
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i miss his voice. he has one of those calming npr voices
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i am watching the most boring youtube videos just to hear my ex’s voice. i have reached a new level of pathetic.
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(via sheldon-conk)
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(Source: cascentric, via itshouldbewhonotthat)
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i don’t want to write this paper anymore. i’m so sick of beer. I DON’T KNOW WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON WITH CORONA. FIRST SAB OWNS IT BUT MOLSON CLAIMS IT BUT ANHEUSER BOUGHT IT BUT HAS TO SELL IT BUT NOT REALLY BUT MAYBE.
STAHHHHHHHHHHP
going to the bar after this. all these financial reports are enough to make me drink myself to death.
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(Source: smoke-til-my-eyes-bleed, via purplepentapussy)
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I made a new friend today! This poor baby was stuck on the bridge between the YWCA and the traffic circle, and I helped him get to the grass and safety. :)
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you came to the wrong neigh-bourhood, motherfucker
THE FUCKING DOG I CANT BREAHE
(Source: voldegort, via sheldon-conk)
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(Source: siddman, via sheldon-conk)
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(Source: humoristics, via sheldon-conk)
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(Source: mariselaleon, via sheldon-conk)
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Reversed cotton candy eating.
well… that was an experience>.>
I just died.
(Source: togifs)
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(Source: grrrenadine, via kbhooves)
