1. i am literally in a different city on my day off and they’re like “yeah no get here whenever you can and then you can leave when we don’t need you anymore $$$$ <3 <3 <3” i love my boss and most of my coworkers, but sometimes it would be nice to not have to be the dependable one


  2. rawdi-kun:

    dying before your friends and welcoming them to hell like


    (via humanwhispererduffy)



  4. xfullcanvasx:

    "fight me you bitch"

    (Source: ForGIFs.com, via sheldon-conk)


  5. arabellesicardi:

    this dog brings me great joy and eternal peace 

    (via camelcitydeer)


  6. popca:



    Turkish style Baklava

    ughhghghgghghghghghghgh i haven’t had baklava in so long

    shut up shut up a beautiful yummy food from the heavens

    (Source: alabina-life, via humanwhispererduffy)


  7. just kidding, i just got called into work.


  8. thefluffingtonpost:

    PHOTO OP: Hamster Moon

    Via shizi_shiabow.


  9. pinesollux:

    when i was a little kid i got bullied on the playground so my mom asked me “what did jesus do when people were mean to him?” and i thought about it for a second and then started crying and screamed “he DIED”

    (Source: square-enix, via teal-teacup)


  10. seananmcguire:

    Tiger chubs tiger chubs TIGER CHUBS YOU GUYS

    (via humanwhispererduffy)


  11. today’s to do list:

    regain lost hours of sleep (thanks, asshole neighbor with the giant-ass subs)

    take relaxing bath with lukewarm water (thanks, roommate for using all of the hot water to wash your three weeks worth of dirty dishes in the middle of the day even though you lecture everyone else about not using water during peak hours because you lived in california once and this drought is killing them and apparently our water usage in nc is also going to affect the other fucking coast of the country)

    apply for jobs while taking relaxing bath even though this is neither comfortable nor effective

    bake amazing lasagna and eat all of it and feel not a single ounce of guilt


  12. illbeoutback:

    If you’re protesting abortion, the Supreme Court says you can get right in women’s faces and scream at them on their way into the clinic. Because freedom of speech.

    But if you try and protest the murder of a black man, you get tear gas fired at you.

    (via sheldon-conk)



  14. lazyevaluationranch:

    9/4 Hobbies for Goat Owners Who Are Also Terrible People: give your goat an entire apple. 

    (via itshouldbewhonotthat)